Hall of Greek inventions
A rotating exhibit of things Greeks definitely invented, according to every Greek uncle at every wedding.
Democracy
"We invented it, then we argued about it for 2,500 years. Also invented."
Exhibit 1 of many. Certified by a cousin.
There's a Greek word for that
Type any English word. Our etymologist will prove it comes from Greek. She has never been wrong.
Yiayia's feeding station
You are too thin. Eat something. No, more than that.
"Vaso mou, you look pale. Did you eat today?"
Plates eaten: 0
Yiayia satisfaction: 0%. It will never reach 100%.
Greek Standard Time
A time zone recognised only by Greeks, recorded here for international relations.
Dinner status: calculating...
Ceremonial plate smashing
Museum policy permits unlimited plates. Yiayia does not, but she isn't here.
Plates smashed today: 0
Security desk
Questions Vaso will ask before trusting this page. Answers prepared in advance.
Does this site track me?
No cookies, no analytics, no trackers. One HTML file. Airi has been interrogated about it already and confessed to nothing.
Who has my data?
Nobody. The only data collected is how many plates you smashed, and it disappears when you close the tab. Like a Greek promise to leave the party early.
Why can't I turn on light mode?
Light mode is a barbarian invention. The ancient Greeks had no word for it, which proves it isn't real.
Is it gyros or souvlaki?
The museum declines to comment. Three curators have resigned over this question.